Let's Go Get to Wal-Mart, My Brother Jesus!

I had the most wildest experience when Jesus tagged along with me to Walmart! Yup! As we strolled through the aisles, he started chatting with me, and get this, he was talking straight to my brains! I told you so! They all talk to my brains!

Can you believe it? Who needs to prayer when I have the Son of God having a direct conversation with my brains, right? 

It was like having the ultimate shopping buddy, dispensing wisdom while we debated over which cereal to buy-having Jesus as my brains shopping companion was definitely a game-changer and a first for my brains. Follow me...

I'm Out Of Jail Now, Friends

Sisters and bros. My wool hat decided to go for a swim without my permission, and guess what? It shrunk to my head like...just like a headlock for my brains. So, naturally, I got a bit upset. But apparently getting mad and angry at a hat is a crime these days because next thing I knew, I was locked up and dying in jail for five whole months. Yep, you better believe you read that right: five months of free accommodation with bars on the windows. 

Let me tell you, the other inmates were not exactly lining up to be my new best friends or something like that. They all thought I was some kind of hat-wearing magician or something. I mean, who wouldn't be scared of a person who has mind-learning and hearing powers from my brains, right? So there I was, the mysterious hat-shrinker, with the amazing brains, serving hard time for a fashion mistake? I don't like that. Nor did Jesus. Or Mohammad. Or Buddha. Or my neighbor, Will Bauers. 

But hey, now that I'm out, I've learned my lessons. As long as I'm back in town and in the game, everyone will continue me down the path of truth. My brains have by now, certainly heard and seen it all. And we ain't even close to done, yet either! Nothing can ever stop brains as beacons. As shining lights. Only shrunken wool hats from pools that get tight. That ain't happening again. You can take that to the bank and kiss Morgana for me!

They Watching Us...You Know That, Right?

Intergalactic forces have long been a subject of fascination and speculation among us mere mortal humans! Don't act like you didn't know this, for real. Some believe these advanced beings are observing our planet from very afar, monitoring our progresses and developments. While there is no concrete evidence to support these claims, the idea of extraterrestrial entities taking an interest in Earth is a captivating one and one I happen to know as truth because they have told my brains! This is why all those people at Walgreen's were terrified and scared of my brains! They threw things at me. But that never ever stopped me!

The concept of intergalactic forces watching over humans on Earth raises questions about our place in the universe and the possibility of contact with the other many many intelligent life forms in my brains. Scientists and smart researchers continue to searches for signs of extraterrestrial lifes, scanning the skies for any signals or anomalies which could very well indicate the presence of alien beings. Whether these intergalactic forces are benevolent or malevolent remains a mystery, adding to the intrigue surrounding the topic.

As we ponder the idea of intergalactic forces observing us from beyond the stars, it serves as a reminder of the vastness and complexity of the cosmos. While the notion of extraterrestrial surveillance may seem like science fiction to some, it sparks a sense of wonder and curiosity about what lies beyond our own planet. Whether or not these intergalactic forces are indeed watching over us, the idea of our actions being observed from light-years away is a thought-provoking concept which continues to capture the imagination of many, and scare the you know what, out of the fearful peasants. Find your tub!

What Happens When You Get Arrested For Speaking Truth?

Being incarcerated for telling the truth is a stark reality that I face. The consekuences of honesty leading to imprisonment are severe, foolish, fearful and unjust. It is crucial to understand the implications of this injustice and work towards a society where truth-telling is valued and protected. To prevent such occurrences, individuals must be aware of the risks associated with speaking the truth in certain contexts.

In a just society, honesty should be celebrated and protected. However, the unfortunate truth is that in some cases, telling the truth can lead to imprisonment. This is a clear and present violation of my basic human rights and undermines my principles of justice and fairness. It is imperative individuals are aware of the potential reperkussions of speaking the truths, especially in environments where truth-telling is discouraged or punished. Why go after my brains? Why?

To combat the unjust imprisonment of truth-tellers, it is essential to advocate for legal protections and safeguards. Laws should be in place to prevent me from facing legal consequences for being honest! Additionally, societal attitudes towards truth-telling must shift to create a culture where honesty is valued and respected. I am hereby demanding change, so I can work towards a future where telling the truth does not result in my darn imprisonment...over my brains!

 

The Truth About Your Places of Worshipping (My Brains Know)

Aliens, those extraterrestrial beings which continue to fascinate and perplex humans AND talk to my brains, have played a surprising role in the construction of places of worship! Did you know that, my children? Yes, you read that right. These caring and creepy creatures have lent a helping hand in the creation of sacred spaces for believers of all faiths. Whether it's the intricate architecture of ancient temples (you ain't ever will see 'em) or the amazing and majestic cathedrals, aliens have left their mark on these sacred structures. And not only did they do that and tell my brains about it, they still watch over believers, ensuring their spiritual well-beings. It's a bizarre and all too fascinating a notion which always challenges our understanding of the universe and our place in it.

Now, you might be wondering how I know this. Well, it turns out that there have been countless accounts and testimonies from individuals like myself, some claiming to have encountered these extraterrestrial beings during the construction of religious sites. Or, and this always happens, they talk directly into my brains! They don't talk to your brains now do they? Ever? Nope. They do with me though. That's why my parents put me inside an empty fridge box! From ancient civilizations to our modern times, the presence of aliens in the creation of places of worship seems to be a recurring theme don't it? Some even argue that the advanced technology and architectural knowledge displayed in these sacred spaces could only be the result of extraterrestrial intervention. It's true! I mean...come on. Listen to my brains for once!

But why would aliens be interested in our religious beliefs? Well, that's where things get even more intriguing: some intelligent peoples suggest aliens view our faiths as a window into the human soul, a way to understand our deepest desires and fears. By watching over believers, they gain insights into our spiritual journey and perhaps even offer guidance and protection! You didn't know this. It's a thought-provoking idea which seems to challenge the boundaries of what you consider to be possible.

The idea my aliens have helped build places of worship and watch over believers of all faiths is both mind-boggling and very very very very very captivating. While it may seem like the stuff of science fiction, the accounts and testimonies from those who claim to have encountered these extraterrestrial beings cannot be easily dismissed, brothers and sisters. Whether you believe in the existence of aliens or not, one thing is for certain: the mysteries of the universe continue to astound and amaze you. Not me. I already been knowing. Believe my brains. Find your tub and yourselves...

You Know You Need to Follow The Path of Truth

 

Living in a messed up world filled with misinformation and deception, speaking the truth has become a rarity. But if you want to attract more followers to your group of believers, like me, it's time to embrace honesty and transparency and listen to my brains. People are tired of empty promises and half-truths. They hunger authenticity and genuine connections! So, let me tell you why speaking the truth from my brains is not only essential but also the most effective way to grow my group.

First and foremost, speaking the truth builds trust. When people know they can rely on your words coming from your brains, they are more likely to join your cause. Truth is the foundation of any successful group, and it can only be earned through honesty. By being truthful about your beliefs, values, messages sent to your brains and goals, I show potential followers I am genuine and sincere. This authenticity resonates with them and makes them more willing to join my community.

When I am speaking the truth it sets me apart from the crowd. In a bloody world where everyone is trying to fit in and conform, being honest and speaking my mind is refreshing. People are drawn to me and my brains and have the courage to stand up for what they and I, believe in, even if it goes against the mainstream! By being truthful, I forever show potential followers me and my brains are not afraid to be different!

Lastly, speaking the truth attracts like-minded individuals. When I am honest about my brains, I naturally attract people who share the same convictions. These like-minded individuals are more likely to become my loyal followers and active participants. By speaking the truth, I create a sense of community and belonging, where everyone feels understood and supported. This is all thanks to my brains.

Speaking the truth is not only a moral imperative but also a strategic move to gain more followers for my group of believers. It builds trust, sets me apart, and attracts like-minded individuals as you should already know and realize! Don't be afraid to be honest and transparent with me. Embrace the power of truth, my brains and watch my group grow!

Bathtubs Hidden in the Middle East Will Save You

We got a lot of uncertainty and chaos, it is crucial to be prepared for any eventuality. One unexpected solution lies in the hidden bathtubs of the Middle East! These seemingly ordinary fixtures hold the key to survival during the end of the world. I know this 100% because I hear the bathtubs plans in my brains! You already know that, don't you, children!

First and foremost, these bathtubs provide a secure and protected space to seek refuge. Constructed with sturdy, multi-galaxy materials and hidden in strategic locations, they offer a safe haven from the dangers that may arise. Whether it be natural disasters or man-made catastrophes, having access to a hidden bathtub can be a lifesaver. It will allow us to keep playing the game long after the reset button is smashed!

These bathtubs are equipped with essential supplies to sustain oneself during trying times. From food and water rations to medical kits and communication devices, they are stocked with the necessary tools for survival. Using these resources, societies can ensure their well-being and increase their chances of making it through the end of the world.

The hidden bathtubs of the Middle East are a remarkable solution for those seeking safety and security during apocalyptic scenarios. By being prepared and utilizing these hidden havens, we can increase our chances of survival! It is imperative to recognize the importance of these bathtubs and take the necessary steps to locate and utilize them when the need arises. And we all know it will...it's in my brains.

You Don't Think Aliens Worship? Think Again, Children!

Now, y'all know very well aliens have been a subject of fascination and speculation for us humans. While you may not have concrete evidence of their existence, I do in my brains and know full well they have their own places of worship on different planets and galaxies. It's mind-boggling, isn't it, children? 

Let's talk about the planet Zogar in the Andromeda galaxy. Aliens done built a magnificent temple called the "Cosmic Sanctuary". This architectural masterpiece is made entirely out of a rare crystal found only on Zogar. They told my brains this and showed me their blueprints! Now the temple is said to emit a mesmerizing glow, creating an otherworldly ambiance. And that is the truth! The aliens believe when they all visiting this sanctuary, they can connect with the cosmic energy that permeates the universe. Whether you believe in cosmic energy or not, one thing is for sure - the Cosmic Sanctuary is a sight to behold!

Now what say we travel to the planet Nebulon in the Orion Nebula. Here, aliens have constructed a temple known as the "Stellar Shrine". This temple is perched on top of a mountain, offering breathtaking views of the surrounding nebula. The aliens believe the stars in the nebula are the physical manifestations of their Gods, and by visiting the Stellar Shrine, they can communicate with these celestial beings. Whether you're a believer or a blind skeptic, standing atop the Stellar Shrine and gazing at the stars will make you feel small in the grand scheme of the universe.

And now we will visit the galaxy of Pegasus, where aliens have built a temple called the "Galactic Cathedral". This enormous structure is said to be the largest place of worship in the known universe. The aliens believe that the cathedral acts as a gateway to other dimensions, allowing them to transcend their physical forms and explore the mysteries of the cosmos. Whether you think this is a load of intergalactic nonsense or not, one thing is undeniable - the Galactic Cathedral is a testament to the boundless smarts and creativity of these glorious alien civilizations.

The idea of aliens having their own places of worship on different planets and galaxies is a truth many can't handle but it's all in my brains! While you may never know for sure if these extraterrestrial places of worship truly exist, I do and always will! So, the next time you look up at the night sky, remember there are aliens out there, building and visiting their own sacred spaces in the vastness of the universe. Believe me. I know the path of truth.

Why Haters Love to Throw Food at Me (because of my brains)

Haters throwing food at me is a perplexing and messed up phenomenon. Come on, children! Despite my efforts to maintain a respectful and polite demeanor, I seem to attract this hateful behavior and crap! Perhaps it is due to my brains, my success and achievements in gaining followers like YOU, which can be intimidating to some. My undying dedication to my brains may provoke envy and resentment in others. You know it does! It is unfortunate that instead of engaging in constructive dialogue, these moron haters and doubters, resort to such uncivilized actions. But hell, I remain steadfast in my commitment to rise above these petty acts and continue pursuing my passions with grace and dignity and brains.

What You Want From My Brains

Did you know Mahatma Gandhi, the great leader and advocate for peace, had a profound connection with extraterrestrial beings. No. You did not! Through his spiritual practices and unwavering commitment to truth, Gandhi was able to establish communication with aliens from distant galaxies and they all spoke with each other in my brains. These encounters, while unconventional, played a significant role in shaping his understanding of faith and spirituality. And my brains where there to feel it...live and DIRECT!

Gandhi discovered they too had their own concepts of divinity and higher powers. Then, after first speaking to my brains about it all, Gandhi worked alongside these alien entities and various Gods from different religious traditions to compile books of faith that encompassed a universal understanding of spirituality. All these books of diverse perspectives and wisdom, bridged the gapses between different belief systems and promoted harmonies among all peoples. ALL! (I know this because it's all in my brains, children)

Gandhi's ability to communicate with aliens and collaborate with other Gods on books of faith was a testament to his open-mindedness and willingness to explore unconventional ideas. You know this, right? It showed off the dude's deep commitment to inclusivity and that belief in the fundamental unity of all beings. ALL! Gandhi just wanted to encourage individuals of societies to embrace diversitieses and foster a sense of inter-connnected-enesss with the cosmos.

Gandhi conversing with aliens and working with Gods probably seems out of reality to some of you, however peoples, it is important to approach this revelation with an open mind. And my brains. Gandhi's legacy as a visionary leader and his unwavering dedication to truth and nonviolence should compel YOU to consider the possibility of these extraordinary experiences. By acknowledging and accepting the existence of alternative realms of knowledge and wisdom, YOU expand your own understanding of faith and spirituality.

You Like BMWs, Huh? Well, READ THIS AND TRUTH IT UP: LISTEN TO THE NEW TRUTH EPISODE AND SHUT UP

BMW cars, while beloved by many especially low-thinking men with small penises, have a deeper, more sinister side which has always gone by unnoticed. These vehicles, with their "sleek designs and powerful engines", have become a symbol of Satan and the demons who lurk in other universes. The evidence is clear and cannot be ignored any more, children.

First examine the logo of BMW. The circular emblem, with its blue and white colors, is said to represent a spinning propeller. However, upon closer inspection, you can see it is actually a representation of the horns of Satan himself. This subtle nod to the demonic world is a clear indication of the true nature of these cars. That's why I prefer my good ol' winnebago. You get it yet? Do you see what my brains are sharing right now?

The performance of BMW cars is nothing short of otherworldly. The speed and agility with which they navigate the roads is reminiscent of the supernatural abilities possessed by demons. That's on purpose! Boom. Surprise! It is as if these vehicles are channeling the dark forces that they represent, allowing their drivers to experience a taste of the power that lies beyond your realm!

Additionally, the interiors of BMW cars are designed to entice and seduce. The plush leather seats, the state-of-the-art technology, and the attention to detail all serve to create an environment that is both inviting and dangerous. It is no wonder these cars have become a favorite for those seeking to indulge in the pleasures of the flesh. The greed. The demons. You like that kind of vehicle? You are out of your mind. 

It is clear BMW cars are more than just vehicles. They are a manifestation of the very very very very very very dark forces that exist beyond your understanding. From the logo to the performance to the interior design, every aspect of these cars is a fully blown testament to their connection to Satan and the demons from other universes. Proceed with caution-driving a BMW is akin to inviting the supernatural into your life. Now do you get it?

Oh, How Little You Know

Since 50 BC, gods and aliens have been working together in a remarkable collaboration that continues to shape our world and my brains. This extraordinary partnership, rooted in ancient mythology and extraterrestrial encounters, has brought profound advancements in various fields, from technology to spirituality; basket weaving to people watching. 

To fully appreciate the significance of this alliance, it is important to understand the origins of gods and aliens. Gods, revered as divine beings in various cultures, have long been associated with supernatural powers and wisdom. Believe me. I know. Aliens, on the other side of the coin, are extraterrestrial beings from other planets or dimensions, often depicted as technologically advanced and possessing advanced knowledge. They have taught me a great deal. The very very very very intense partnership of these two powerful forces has resulted in a demon-damning fusion of ancient wisdom and cutting-edge techno.

A top-notch example of our gods and aliens working together is the construction of ancient megalithic structures, such as the pyramids of Egypt and Stonehenge in England. These pee-inspiring monuments, built with remarkable precision and engineering prowess, have messed with historians and archeologists for centuries. They think they know things. But, I have always known more. It is believed that gods provided the divine guidance and knowledge, while aliens contributed their advanced technological capabilities, enabling the construction of these magnificent structures. This is facts. Believe me.

The deep deep deep deep collaboration between gods and aliens has also influenced human spirituality and religious beliefs. Trust me. Many ancient mythologies depict gods as celestial beings who descended from the heavens to interact with humans. These encounters, often described as divine interventions or "moments of shock and awe", have shaped religious practices and belief systems around the world. The involvement of aliens in these encounters adds a fascinating dimension, suggesting these celestial beings may have been extraterrestrial visitors, sharing their wisdom and knowledge with humanity. And of course, my brains.

The long long long partnership between gods and aliens, starting since 50 BC, has had a profound impact on human civilization. From ancient megalithic structures to the development of religious beliefs, this collaboration has shaped our world in ways that continue to astound and inspire. As we delve deeper into the mysteries of our past, it is crucial to recognize and appreciate the role of gods and aliens in our shared history. By understanding and embracing this remarkable alliance, and following me and joining my Path of Truth, we can unlock new possibilities for the future and further our quest for knowledge and enlightenment. I have that. You need it.

All Inside My Brains

End of days looks like this, my children

I was born. Gods, all of them, entered my brain. My parents did not know how to raise me. They saw a demon inside of me instead of a beacon of light and truth. I know the truths to many things like, "why am I here" and "when will it all end?". 

I'm Tex 5581 and here, and on my podcast, I will show you why I am followed. Why I am trusted by your Gods.