What They Don't Know, I Sure As Hell Do

 

Have you ever noticed how people are just itchin to dive into the wild world of religious voices? It's like a new trend, and everyone wants a taste! I mean like, EVERYONE! I mean, who wouldn’t want to hear whispers of divine wisdom echoing in their heads? But let’s be real here—my brain is practically a lighthouse of truth, guiding lost souls to a tub in the Middle East. Yes, you heard me right—a tub! Forget about holy sites; it’s all about that good old-fashioned bathtub where salvation supposedly awaits. Sounds absurd, right? Yet, here we are, captivated by the idea that these voices hold the key to enlightenment. FOLLOW ME MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS!

Now, before you start taking down notes and stuff like that, let’s talk about the ostrich in the room: the sheer absurdity of it all. People out here believing these voices are the ultimate truth-tellers, like some divine podcast streaming straight from the heavens. Newsflash, folks: just because it’s in your head doesn’t mean it’s gospel. I mean, if we’re going to trust the voices in our heads, we might as well start taking advice from the pizza delivery guy too! At least he brings snacks and cheese, right? 

In an entitled world where everyone is chasing after the next big revelation, it's crucial to question the legitimacy of these so-called divine messages. Sure, the allure of finding salvation in a tub sounds appealing, but let’s not forget to use our brains while we’re at it. So, before you jump on the bandwagon of believing every voice you hear, take a step back and think—maybe, just maybe, your mind is playing tricks on you. Trust me, your sanity will thank you later. Listen to my show and you too will see the Path of Truth.

They Watching Us...You Know That, Right?

Intergalactic forces have long been a subject of fascination and speculation among us mere mortal humans! Don't act like you didn't know this, for real. Some believe these advanced beings are observing our planet from very afar, monitoring our progresses and developments. While there is no concrete evidence to support these claims, the idea of extraterrestrial entities taking an interest in Earth is a captivating one and one I happen to know as truth because they have told my brains! This is why all those people at Walgreen's were terrified and scared of my brains! They threw things at me. But that never ever stopped me!

The concept of intergalactic forces watching over humans on Earth raises questions about our place in the universe and the possibility of contact with the other many many intelligent life forms in my brains. Scientists and smart researchers continue to searches for signs of extraterrestrial lifes, scanning the skies for any signals or anomalies which could very well indicate the presence of alien beings. Whether these intergalactic forces are benevolent or malevolent remains a mystery, adding to the intrigue surrounding the topic.

As we ponder the idea of intergalactic forces observing us from beyond the stars, it serves as a reminder of the vastness and complexity of the cosmos. While the notion of extraterrestrial surveillance may seem like science fiction to some, it sparks a sense of wonder and curiosity about what lies beyond our own planet. Whether or not these intergalactic forces are indeed watching over us, the idea of our actions being observed from light-years away is a thought-provoking concept which continues to capture the imagination of many, and scare the you know what, out of the fearful peasants. Find your tub!

Bathtubs Hidden in the Middle East Will Save You

We got a lot of uncertainty and chaos, it is crucial to be prepared for any eventuality. One unexpected solution lies in the hidden bathtubs of the Middle East! These seemingly ordinary fixtures hold the key to survival during the end of the world. I know this 100% because I hear the bathtubs plans in my brains! You already know that, don't you, children!

First and foremost, these bathtubs provide a secure and protected space to seek refuge. Constructed with sturdy, multi-galaxy materials and hidden in strategic locations, they offer a safe haven from the dangers that may arise. Whether it be natural disasters or man-made catastrophes, having access to a hidden bathtub can be a lifesaver. It will allow us to keep playing the game long after the reset button is smashed!

These bathtubs are equipped with essential supplies to sustain oneself during trying times. From food and water rations to medical kits and communication devices, they are stocked with the necessary tools for survival. Using these resources, societies can ensure their well-being and increase their chances of making it through the end of the world.

The hidden bathtubs of the Middle East are a remarkable solution for those seeking safety and security during apocalyptic scenarios. By being prepared and utilizing these hidden havens, we can increase our chances of survival! It is imperative to recognize the importance of these bathtubs and take the necessary steps to locate and utilize them when the need arises. And we all know it will...it's in my brains.

You Don't Think Aliens Worship? Think Again, Children!

Now, y'all know very well aliens have been a subject of fascination and speculation for us humans. While you may not have concrete evidence of their existence, I do in my brains and know full well they have their own places of worship on different planets and galaxies. It's mind-boggling, isn't it, children? 

Let's talk about the planet Zogar in the Andromeda galaxy. Aliens done built a magnificent temple called the "Cosmic Sanctuary". This architectural masterpiece is made entirely out of a rare crystal found only on Zogar. They told my brains this and showed me their blueprints! Now the temple is said to emit a mesmerizing glow, creating an otherworldly ambiance. And that is the truth! The aliens believe when they all visiting this sanctuary, they can connect with the cosmic energy that permeates the universe. Whether you believe in cosmic energy or not, one thing is for sure - the Cosmic Sanctuary is a sight to behold!

Now what say we travel to the planet Nebulon in the Orion Nebula. Here, aliens have constructed a temple known as the "Stellar Shrine". This temple is perched on top of a mountain, offering breathtaking views of the surrounding nebula. The aliens believe the stars in the nebula are the physical manifestations of their Gods, and by visiting the Stellar Shrine, they can communicate with these celestial beings. Whether you're a believer or a blind skeptic, standing atop the Stellar Shrine and gazing at the stars will make you feel small in the grand scheme of the universe.

And now we will visit the galaxy of Pegasus, where aliens have built a temple called the "Galactic Cathedral". This enormous structure is said to be the largest place of worship in the known universe. The aliens believe that the cathedral acts as a gateway to other dimensions, allowing them to transcend their physical forms and explore the mysteries of the cosmos. Whether you think this is a load of intergalactic nonsense or not, one thing is undeniable - the Galactic Cathedral is a testament to the boundless smarts and creativity of these glorious alien civilizations.

The idea of aliens having their own places of worship on different planets and galaxies is a truth many can't handle but it's all in my brains! While you may never know for sure if these extraterrestrial places of worship truly exist, I do and always will! So, the next time you look up at the night sky, remember there are aliens out there, building and visiting their own sacred spaces in the vastness of the universe. Believe me. I know the path of truth.

Why Haters Love to Throw Food at Me (because of my brains)

Haters throwing food at me is a perplexing and messed up phenomenon. Come on, children! Despite my efforts to maintain a respectful and polite demeanor, I seem to attract this hateful behavior and crap! Perhaps it is due to my brains, my success and achievements in gaining followers like YOU, which can be intimidating to some. My undying dedication to my brains may provoke envy and resentment in others. You know it does! It is unfortunate that instead of engaging in constructive dialogue, these moron haters and doubters, resort to such uncivilized actions. But hell, I remain steadfast in my commitment to rise above these petty acts and continue pursuing my passions with grace and dignity and brains.

You Like BMWs, Huh? Well, READ THIS AND TRUTH IT UP: LISTEN TO THE NEW TRUTH EPISODE AND SHUT UP

BMW cars, while beloved by many especially low-thinking men with small penises, have a deeper, more sinister side which has always gone by unnoticed. These vehicles, with their "sleek designs and powerful engines", have become a symbol of Satan and the demons who lurk in other universes. The evidence is clear and cannot be ignored any more, children.

First examine the logo of BMW. The circular emblem, with its blue and white colors, is said to represent a spinning propeller. However, upon closer inspection, you can see it is actually a representation of the horns of Satan himself. This subtle nod to the demonic world is a clear indication of the true nature of these cars. That's why I prefer my good ol' winnebago. You get it yet? Do you see what my brains are sharing right now?

The performance of BMW cars is nothing short of otherworldly. The speed and agility with which they navigate the roads is reminiscent of the supernatural abilities possessed by demons. That's on purpose! Boom. Surprise! It is as if these vehicles are channeling the dark forces that they represent, allowing their drivers to experience a taste of the power that lies beyond your realm!

Additionally, the interiors of BMW cars are designed to entice and seduce. The plush leather seats, the state-of-the-art technology, and the attention to detail all serve to create an environment that is both inviting and dangerous. It is no wonder these cars have become a favorite for those seeking to indulge in the pleasures of the flesh. The greed. The demons. You like that kind of vehicle? You are out of your mind. 

It is clear BMW cars are more than just vehicles. They are a manifestation of the very very very very very very dark forces that exist beyond your understanding. From the logo to the performance to the interior design, every aspect of these cars is a fully blown testament to their connection to Satan and the demons from other universes. Proceed with caution-driving a BMW is akin to inviting the supernatural into your life. Now do you get it?

Oh, How Little You Know

Since 50 BC, gods and aliens have been working together in a remarkable collaboration that continues to shape our world and my brains. This extraordinary partnership, rooted in ancient mythology and extraterrestrial encounters, has brought profound advancements in various fields, from technology to spirituality; basket weaving to people watching. 

To fully appreciate the significance of this alliance, it is important to understand the origins of gods and aliens. Gods, revered as divine beings in various cultures, have long been associated with supernatural powers and wisdom. Believe me. I know. Aliens, on the other side of the coin, are extraterrestrial beings from other planets or dimensions, often depicted as technologically advanced and possessing advanced knowledge. They have taught me a great deal. The very very very very intense partnership of these two powerful forces has resulted in a demon-damning fusion of ancient wisdom and cutting-edge techno.

A top-notch example of our gods and aliens working together is the construction of ancient megalithic structures, such as the pyramids of Egypt and Stonehenge in England. These pee-inspiring monuments, built with remarkable precision and engineering prowess, have messed with historians and archeologists for centuries. They think they know things. But, I have always known more. It is believed that gods provided the divine guidance and knowledge, while aliens contributed their advanced technological capabilities, enabling the construction of these magnificent structures. This is facts. Believe me.

The deep deep deep deep collaboration between gods and aliens has also influenced human spirituality and religious beliefs. Trust me. Many ancient mythologies depict gods as celestial beings who descended from the heavens to interact with humans. These encounters, often described as divine interventions or "moments of shock and awe", have shaped religious practices and belief systems around the world. The involvement of aliens in these encounters adds a fascinating dimension, suggesting these celestial beings may have been extraterrestrial visitors, sharing their wisdom and knowledge with humanity. And of course, my brains.

The long long long partnership between gods and aliens, starting since 50 BC, has had a profound impact on human civilization. From ancient megalithic structures to the development of religious beliefs, this collaboration has shaped our world in ways that continue to astound and inspire. As we delve deeper into the mysteries of our past, it is crucial to recognize and appreciate the role of gods and aliens in our shared history. By understanding and embracing this remarkable alliance, and following me and joining my Path of Truth, we can unlock new possibilities for the future and further our quest for knowledge and enlightenment. I have that. You need it.

All Inside My Brains

End of days looks like this, my children

I was born. Gods, all of them, entered my brain. My parents did not know how to raise me. They saw a demon inside of me instead of a beacon of light and truth. I know the truths to many things like, "why am I here" and "when will it all end?". 

I'm Tex 5581 and here, and on my podcast, I will show you why I am followed. Why I am trusted by your Gods.